The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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