do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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