no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The air taste purple.
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