Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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