I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
We're too hungover to prance.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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