Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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