I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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