Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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