She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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