Are we in a gay sports bar?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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