You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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