We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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