i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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