Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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