at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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