Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
All I want is dick and wine.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
