I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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