he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I know her cup size but not her name....
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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