ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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