I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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