Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
