He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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