he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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