:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
His hands were made for my vagina.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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