im gay
i know
yea but for you.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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