I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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