So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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