I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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