haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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