Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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