kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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