My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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