So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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