is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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