So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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