Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
