can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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