You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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