There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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