i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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