Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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