Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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