i may or may not be watching the land before time
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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