i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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