My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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