bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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