I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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