Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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