i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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