at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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