Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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